Kickstart your East Village fantasy with this entertaining-sized 2-bedroom apartment available for immediate move-in. Please stay in touch because I'd love those house party invites... Seriously, consider me jealous.
Let me paint the picture for you: You work hard, both at your gig and at TMPL Fitness (just down the block!) - it's Friday night and you need CATHARSIS! While your friends are budgeting and waiting for an Uber, you think: "I want to wear my fancy shoes, 5-minute walk or it's not happening..." Pianos? 3 blocks! 787 Coffee for some intellectual banter? That fits the five-minute rule... On that note, there's always the after-party at Book Club Bar, on the way. Maybe a bite at Venhue? Described as "chaotic fine dining." Nah, 'catharsis' not 'chaos.' Luckily, there are literally dozens of options outside the door, from cheap Thai takeout to candlelight and pretentious spots. Pianos! Pianos always wins.
Maybe things will go well... Maybe you meet that one, you head to Victory Tattoo to immortalize the night, then one thing leads to another and you're throwing his phone off the BALCONY into a tree, startling an already anxious squirrel, right before shoving his stuff into a locker at Stuf Storage, also a block away. The WASHER / DRYER in the apartment means you can toss those sheets in, set to VAPORIZE (just kidding), and start the whole process again next week. Oh, you know what's really fun? Laundry parties - your friends come over in their PJs with cereal in hand, the tax I used to charge... .. Cartoons.. Laundry.. I mean.. Sophisticated prestige viewing and .. Laundry. You have no idea how popular you'll be.
Was that too much? Sorry, I've been off the agent radar for 2 years and - boom, fell in love with the first apartment I see! Sigh... I'll bring a housewarming gift? Edibles? Pretty please? Oh.. DISHWASHER! haha
NO FEE - work with me for free! I'll even buy YOU a cup of coffee from 787.
Details:
* Charming balcony
* Rustic exposed brick
*Sleek stainless steel appliances
* Convenient washer/dryer
* Elegant modern bathroom
* Stylish modern kitchen
* Efficient dishwasher
* Gleaming hardwood floors
* Soaring high ceilings
* Supposedly convertible to a three bedroom, but I'd keep that kitchen/living/balcony flow for entertaining
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Samuel, a quintessential Queens native, is perpetually juggling filmmaking, writing, and leading art collectives, all while harboring an innate and genuine passion for helping fellow artist "immigrants" find their footing in the chaotic wonderland that is NYC. Inspired by his Indian immigrant parents, who somehow managed to build a legacy from scratch in this concrete jungle, Samuel's dedication to real estate and social justice reform is nothing short of obsessive. He volunteered at The Gay Center of NY until he realized he was meeting too many compassionate and beautiful friends who enjoyed a good time, then learned how to install drywall at Habitat for Humanity, giving him his one and only butch social media picture. He love/hates the real estate process - shopping is fun, but sealing the deal takes some grit in this buyer beware market. When he's not behind the camera or caught in a bathroom mirror photo, he's playing the role of devoted dad and plays an active role in his family's life, living just a stone's throw from his dear mum. His commitment to inclusivity is as unwavering as his love for a good coffee chat, always ready to turn your real estate journey into a lifelong partnership and, yes, friendship.
